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Trump Orders Four Mile Military Parade for His 79th Birthday (www.thedailybeast.com)

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/27899425

Just some North Korea shit, nothing to see here. Move along.

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[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 60 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Other unnamed officials told the paper that a big military parade will require a huge amount of coordination between the six branches of the armed forces, along with several federal agencies and regional officials.

If it happens it'll be a shit show...

To quote Henry Zebrowski:

I have a bad idea, and I'm gonna execute it poorly

[–] GroundedGator@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago

IIRC our asphalt roads are not built to handle tank tracks and you know little king shits in pants will insist he has tanks going vroom vroom for his big boy parade.