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Anon investigates an anomaly (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 68 points 3 days ago (2 children)

You're just smelling your finger. That's why it smells like shit.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 31 points 3 days ago

He who goes to bed with itchy asshole wakes up with stinky finger.

[–] Aarrodri@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

😂😂😂😂😂