this post was submitted on 26 Mar 2025
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[–] alecbowles@lemm.ee 106 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

I’m a man and I just need a big hairy and muscular chest to lay my head on the end of a very tough day.

I have no idea what this guy Alex is on about.

[–] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 55 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] 5too@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago

He said a hairy and muscular chest! That chest is smooth!

[–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] CommanderCloon@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 days ago

He wants to wake up with his face still on

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 4 days ago

Life’s hard when your husband has a smooth chest 😔