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[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 70 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Do some geek shit and automatically reply with https://www.nohello.com/ if they lead with a greeting and a pause for dramatic effect. I usually just wait for them to continue with what they actually need which solves the issue one way or another.

[–] silverlose@lemm.ee 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I wish my company could require that everyone read that page as training. Though, I do use this to tell who’s smarter/productive than others.

[–] peregrin5@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

La di dah. Looks who is being smart and productive for the man.

[–] silverlose@lemm.ee 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I use my extra time to nap 😉 I’m not giving the man anything, don’t worry

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