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[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 70 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Do some geek shit and automatically reply with https://www.nohello.com/ if they lead with a greeting and a pause for dramatic effect. I usually just wait for them to continue with what they actually need which solves the issue one way or another.

[–] silverlose@lemm.ee 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I wish my company could require that everyone read that page as training. Though, I do use this to tell who’s smarter/productive than others.

[–] peregrin5@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

La di dah. Looks who is being smart and productive for the man.

[–] silverlose@lemm.ee 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I use my extra time to nap 😉 I’m not giving the man anything, don’t worry

[–] elvith@feddit.org 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You can set a default status message in Teams that gets displayed right when someone tries to message you. That link is in mine. It doesn't work for everyone, but for most.

[–] deeferg@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is so perfectly passive aggressive to me that I plan to set it up today. Genius.

[–] cactusupyourbutt@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I dont think this is passive agressive at all. The automatic reply would be, but as a status? No, this just communicates the way you want to be messaged

[–] Condiment2085@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

Omg blogger is still around ??

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 3 points 1 week ago