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[–] barsoap@lemm.ee -1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Macron's foreign policy isn't left or right or centre it's French. It's actually quite exceptional for a nation's foreign policy, at least in its core aspects, the steady lines, doctrine and long-term strategy, to be partisan. France is all about strategic autonomy, and to make that more affordable they're pushing for European strategic autonomy, hence the constant heavily anti-Atlanticist streak.

And that applies to the US too, btw: Biden waged a trade war against the EU with the inflation reduction act. Tactics might differ, crassness differs, the core elements? Exactly the same.

[–] surph_ninja@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yes, it’s right wing everywhere. That’s because capitalism requires constant aggression to gain access to new markets and resources to exploit. So it has spread like a virus. And if a country doesn’t comply with right wing global policies, they’re overthrown by right wing capitalists.

Why don’t you ask the people in French colonies if they think French foreign policy is right wing?

[–] barsoap@lemm.ee -1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

As to extractive capitalism: What part about "strategic autonomy" do you not understand. How can you be autonomous if you're reliant on extractive exploitation. Also, former colonies. Also, ask Mali whether they're faring better under Russia's thumb. France is not in the business of forcing itself on countries if they're hell-bent on making idiotic mistakes. The offer was there to help Mali keep out Islamists and extractive capitalism, what did the Junta do? Invite Wagner over so they can join in massacring the civilian population.

France does have some homework to do regarding its colonial past, big and glaring one being the Haiti debt, but you know what you sound like? Like an ANC politician willing to blame your country's issues on anything but your own corruption. "Oh no it is the colonisers who make us embezzle our people's wealth".

[–] surph_ninja@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

France just had to be forced out of African colonial holdings within the past year, and they sabotaged infrastructure on their way out.

[–] barsoap@lemm.ee 0 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I'm curious why you're not giving specifics. Maybe because it's part of the Russian colonial programme? France left, willingly, when those states withdrew their invitation. They didn't force themselves in in the first place, they were there to fight Boko Haram and like ilk. The states had some reservations "The French are going to do all the fighting without developing our own military capabilities so afterwards we'll still be vulnerable". Germany said "yep we'll expect the same that's how they roll" so Germany went in together with the French, specifically doing training. Both left together once uninvited.

And don't tell me they should've left bases etc. for Wagner to use.

I'm curious: Is Russia currently involved in an imperialist, genocidal conquest of Ukraine? Yes or no. Once that's out of the way we can start talking about Africa.

...and don't fucking even begin talking about Uranium. Noone needs North African Uranium, Australia has everyone covered for millennia to come.

[–] surph_ninja@lemmy.world -1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Ahh. So now the right wing foreign policy is justified, and it’s Chad’s fault. LoL.

Does your script not cover Africa? Is that why you need to deflect to another place entirely?

[–] Rhoeri@lemmy.world -1 points 12 hours ago

It’s hilarious seeing you talk about “scripts” considering that your modlog reads like a cautionary tale on why you shouldn’t just believe everything the cool kid in detention says.

[–] barsoap@lemm.ee -1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Chad, as in the country, no. Chad, as in the powers that be in Chad selling it out to foreign interest, yes, they're very much at fault. The Déby dynasty (I guess that's how it's going to be now) is better than Habré but come on none of them are worth even a single clap of applause.

Overall, that's some real neo-colonial, infantilising, BS from you, there, "Oh these poor undeveloped countries can't make decisions for themselves, they're at the whim of foreign influence, they have no agency". That's like 1/1000th of a step away from "we should invade and rule for them because they can't".

Does your script not cover Africa? Is that why you need to deflect to another place entirely?

No, Tovarish Vatnov. That is not the reason.

[–] surph_ninja@lemmy.world 0 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

It’s the opposite of infantilizing. I greatly admire the people of Chad for kicking out their colonizers. I’m not surprised the French engaged in sabotage on their way out.

[–] barsoap@lemm.ee -1 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

There was no kicking anyone out. The government asked France to leave, and France left. That's not a kick.

Still no condemnation of Russian imperial aggression. You know just because you're not using your lemmygrad main doesn't mean that you're not obvious AF.

[–] surph_ninja@lemmy.world 1 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

Flipping over the table on your way out does not signal a cordial exit nor amicable split.

I push back against NATO propaganda on here all the time. It’s just not relevant to this discussion. Check the modlog, and you’ll see plenty of my pushback. But if you want to engage with that part of your script, do it in the relevant discussions.

[–] barsoap@lemm.ee -1 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Flipping over the table on your way out does not signal a cordial exit nor amicable split.

Don't flatter yourself. I do not fraternalise with imperialists, campist, non-campist, left, right, middle, doesn't matter.

[–] surph_ninja@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I was referring to the French military sabotaging infrastructure.

[–] barsoap@lemm.ee -1 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

And I'm referring to you consistently refusing to denounce imperialist aggression.

The French (partly) dismantled their own bases, their own military infrastructure. Which is to be expected during a withdrawl, the rest has been transferred. Leaving when asked to is not an act of imperialism or colonialism, and neither is taking your stuff with you.

If, for example, Russia were to withdraw from Ukraine and take all its tanks with them, that would not be an act of imperialism. Them staying, OTOH, is an act of imperialism: The have not been invited. You still have to denounce Russian imperialism.

Did I already mention that you yet have to denounce Russian imperialism? You might want to do that if you want to have a conversation with the grown ups.

[–] surph_ninja@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

You’re working off a very limited script.

[–] barsoap@lemm.ee -1 points 12 hours ago

Even if that were the case, still better than being an imperialist like you.