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Right choice IMO
Nah, of the things pictured I'd go with money and find love the old-fashioned way.
Once you have a ton of money how do you separate true love from people who just want to be around you for your money? Look at the personal lives of billionaires. These are highly dysfunctional people.
True love won't solve life's problems either, lol. Dysfunctional people will dysfunction. I say money, so that you can afford therapy.
I mean, I wasn't thinking billionaire level of money. But even if I was, you don't have to disclose you're a billionaire when going on a date.
I feel like professional match makers would be the best way. You get the personalized touch of a real person, and have an intermediary if things go bad.
Being Superman is probably the best. Functionally immortal, perfect disguise is just 1 pair of glasses away so you can still find love, hold the world hostage for unlimited money you can move through a swiss bank.
Easy there, Homelander
That's fun for the first million years or so but then get a little boring. Then about about a billion years when the sun starts heating up and effectively scorches and sterilized earth, you better hope humanity has found a different place to live. By the time the universe dies of heatdeath, you will have gone insane from trillions of years of lonelyness
I'm sure if you are superman you can find another planet with intelligent life.
Else, maybe you can terraform some other planet and help humanity move there, you are fu**ing Superman after all
By the time heat death occurs you'll have lived for trillions over trillions over trillions of years (10^1500 earth years if I recall correctly), probably alone because everyone died except you. Them heat death occurs, meaning no more planets, no more stars, not even black holes will be left You'll then spend eternity in a black void with nothing.
Fun times!
Not for me, I feel like I would get bored pretty quickly.
@rikudou @Maddie And then you fall in love with someone who only is with you for the money.
Good choice finding love the old-fashioned way.
Though I think there are better wishes to make than just money, it's understandable out of the options here.
Love is better than money, of course, but probably not from a wishing well.
You would think so but sometimes they can still be a pain in your ass, even if it's true love.
I'll take the pile of money.
I always like it when my true love is in my ass. Even if it hurts a little.
You’ll notice much more when there is no love in your life than when there is no money. Although it doesn’t seem to be that way, but standing at a loved ones grave really puts things into perspective.