alertsleeper

I'm sure if you are superman you can find another planet with intelligent life.

Else, maybe you can terraform some other planet and help humanity move there, you are fu**ing Superman after all

it goes hard indeed

never thought I'de be hearing to Mongolian metal but that's the beauty of the internet

Is Spain now part of Europe or Africa? Or a separate continent?

his designated jerk boy was sick that day

Have you considered the postal service?

Y'all send me an SMS when you wanna hang out

PD: tell zuck I said fuck off

Poor guy, she didn’t have to be such a jerk

*yet

What's this song name btw?

Please

read it in a couple minutes, totally worth it after seeing 50 Trump-mugshot memes

I choose to believe

my college thesis be like