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submitted 4 weeks ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Kyatto@leminal.space 52 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

Oh this one was close to getting me

[–] moleverine@lemmy.world 11 points 4 weeks ago

Same. It's frightening that I can actually see that headline being true.

[–] dmention7@lemm.ee 9 points 4 weeks ago

There are a lot of fake internet points to be had from creating a new "isittheonion" community! I would have 100% believed this one.

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

God dammit, this is the onion.

It's not even fine any longer... I mean, it is, but God dammit.

(to be fair, i'm drinking and glossed over "relocate" lol)