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New iPhone 15 Includes 12 Animal Sounds And Colorful Lever (www.theonion.com)
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[–] Bipta@kbin.social -3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Downvoted specifically for "I don't have any other choice."

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh no not the downvotes!

What’s my other fucking choice then?

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Whale ink, goat feather and rice paper