This is property damage, you'll get a misdemeanor if they want to charge you. Owning a tire valve core tool, removing the cores, and placing them on the tire is only criminal mischief. Don't forget to put the valve stem cap back on for more fun!

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Just back 'em out slightly. It'll take them ages to figure it out.

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Would a Molotov cocktail through the window also work?

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

For getting the air out of the tire? Sure, probably. Eventually...

[–] earphone843@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago

Superglue a BB in the cap

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

criminal mischief

Sounds like something a rascally little ragamuffin would do in a 1950s comic book 😄

[–] Kitathalla@lemy.lol 2 points 1 day ago

And, amazingly enough, is the exact term that many penal codes use for property damage. Just as two examples, here's Montana's, and here's Texas'. Little OPer wanted to sound smart and repeat words they don't understand.