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Anon signs up for a 5k (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 123 points 2 months ago

This is almost exactly how I found out my ex-wife was cheating. She bought a ticket to a concert and then freaked out when I bought one too. Why wouldn't I want to go to a concert with my wife? She said it was just going to be a thing with her friends from work. When we arrived there was exactly one friend from work. A guy friend.