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Journalist does everything possible to avoid calling this what it clearly is (chaser.com.au)

submitted 6 hours ago by Garibaldee@lemm.ee to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] aaron@lemm.ee 13 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

He's obviously grabbing his love from his heart and throwing it out to all of his supporters. I don't know how else you could possibly interpret this.

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[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

Now that comment felt sarcastic enough to me to need the /s. I'm still betting someone will take it seriously.

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