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[–] americaishere@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Make up you name, address, and birthday and say you never memorized your social.

[–] DrMango@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Infinite medical care glitch

[–] dcooksta26@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What if you have your ID on you?

[–] _dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Take a page from Frank and Charlie's playbook and learn how to eat shredded credit cards / licenses.

[–] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

To shreds you say?

But how do I shred them first?

[–] GoosLife@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Just eat a shredder first

[–] Ajen@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Pretty sure Mac has done that a few times too