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[–] yesman@lemmy.world 65 points 1 day ago (4 children)

This couple and really anyone who learned about evolution by watching Idiocracy: if intelligent parents are needed to make intelligent babies, from where did intelligence first arise?

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Heavy natural selection pressures. Don't worry, we'll see those again in a couple decades.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Broke: Higher calorie consumption, low stress environments, abundant free time, institutionalized and publicly funded education systems.

Woke: Generations of cracking open one another's skulls to feast on the gooey goodness inside until only the largest and most succulent heads remain.

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 49 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Two fishes fucked and made a deformed fish that liked air more than water. And now I have to "clean the garage" and "not eat all the cheese its". Fucking ass hole parent fish.

[–] KinglyWeevil@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Some motherfucker planted and watered some seeds and now I have to pay taxes. Fuck that guy.

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 2 points 14 hours ago

Dicks... All of them

[–] MadBob@feddit.nl 2 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

Do fish fuck? I thought the one laid the eggs and the other spooged on them.

[–] tpyo@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Besides sharks like the other commenter said, there's a type of fish called "livebearers" who do indeed fuck and internally inseminate

They give birth to fully formed babies vs laying eggs and fertilizing them externally. A fascinating animal that falls in the category is the Amazon molly which gives birth to clones of itself

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 1 points 14 hours ago

Yea. These fish fuck.

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Sharks fuck. It's really unpleasant. They are also fish.

[–] MadBob@feddit.nl 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I always forget and think they're mammals.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world -1 points 15 hours ago

You might have them confused with Whale Sharks, which are Whales and therefore mammals.

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Not intelligent enough for this question.

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If human parents are needed to make human babies, from where did humans first arise?

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Duh, Adam and Eve obviously! Read a book!

[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 2 points 14 hours ago

More like read THE book