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[–] Zannsolo@lemmy.world 31 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yikes, remember kids no loose items near the violently spinning things.

I used to be a plumber and spent a lot of time running a pipe threader all I ever thought about while using it was if I mess up this thing will force my body through a 5 in gap.

[–] populustree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)

if i mess up, this thing will force my body through a 5 in. gap.

which isn't totally unfeasable

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] populustree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

like a hotdog in a shop vac, crummy way to go really

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

At least the hot dog is still edible

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 days ago

I'm sure some sea creatures were more than happy to eat pureed human