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[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 45 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

It's weird to realize I would wait in line for like 45 minutes up piss on Zuckerberg's grave, should the legal opportunity ever arise.

Just a thought for his next of kin to consider, in due time...

[–] RustyShackleford 4 points 13 hours ago

And how much extra to take a shit on it?