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[–] Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 78 points 1 day ago (4 children)

If only there was something we could do about that......

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Just work harder and you can be one of the five richest men.

[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 14 hours ago

If we work hard we can all be in the 1%.

[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"jUst wOrK hARdEr aNd yOU wiLL sTOp beING depRESsED!" -my parents every time I mention my depression

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago

I mean, in fairness, hitting the gym or going for a bike ride significantly improves my mood. But I'm not getting paid for that shit.

[–] demizerone@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Wake up at 4 am after 3 hours of sleep, have a rich daddy, and you too can be a billionaire parasite.

[–] cybergazer@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Gotta agree with you there my fellow lemmier. I really wish people would take action more. For example I had a project back in art class where I stapled 207 dildos into poster board into the shape of warren buffet. My teacher gave me an B- on it, but taking action, I increased the grade if I let her keep the project for herself. Still to this day dont know what she used the project for personally. But yeah, overall down with the rich, things are getting too expensive especially dildos

[–] Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No way an art student could afford 207 dildos. I'm calling bulshit.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 2 points 23 hours ago

1035-finger discount.

[–] meekah@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Lmao why are people down voting this obvious shitpost, it's great