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Ron DeSantis Signs Bill to Remove the Word “Gay” From All Christmas Songs (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] ZeroCool@slrpnk.net 44 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Absolutely NOT. Fred Flintstone drove a zero-emissions vehicle, which is yabba-dabba-WOKE!

[–] stephen01king@lemmy.zip 4 points 13 hours ago

Technically, the power source for his vehicle does have an exhaust port that occasionally puts out methane gas.