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Ron DeSantis Signs Bill to Remove the Word “Gay” From All Christmas Songs (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] PhAzE@lemmy.ca 25 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

The Flinstones theme safe?

[–] ZeroCool@slrpnk.net 43 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Absolutely NOT. Fred Flintstone drove a zero-emissions vehicle, which is yabba-dabba-WOKE!

[–] stephen01king@lemmy.zip 4 points 12 hours ago

Technically, the power source for his vehicle does have an exhaust port that occasionally puts out methane gas.

[–] BassTurd@lemmy.world 16 points 17 hours ago

That was addressed at the end of the article.

At press time, Governor DeSantis banned reruns of “The Flintstones” after learning the family was having a “gay old time” in every episode.