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[–] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 137 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Because the undigested corn kernel husks are filled with poop.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 79 points 2 months ago (2 children)

TIL I'm corn because I'm full of shit

[–] StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago

If that's true, I'm an entire cob.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 months ago

Well, you're certainly not a logician

[–] wolfpack86@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

But like why did they fill up all plump and not just be like a deflated balloon.

[–] tooclose104@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Farts blow open the empty kernels like a plastic bag in the wind, then the poop gets in them

[–] wolfpack86@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Finally someone with a science based explanation

[–] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Likely because of the pressure that experienced when the feces mines through the colon.

[–] wolfpack86@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sorry buddy but swim underwater with a deflated balloon and you get a deflated balloon... Not a poopflated kernel.

[–] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 months ago

Balloons are elastic. This would be more like a plastic bag. Plus, there's more than water in poop, or there should be unless you're having a really bad time.

[–] Zementid@feddit.nl 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"Scoop some poop,.... for science!"