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[–] CryptoRoberto@sh.itjust.works 144 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Don't let this clown go anywhere without letting him know how much everyone hates his ass.

[–] Currens_felis@lemmy.ml 41 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If we can’t take his money, this is the next best thing

[–] FluffyToaster621@lemm.ee 19 points 1 year ago

Let’s just hope he doesn’t have a humiliation/degradation kink.

We should take everything.

[–] Hiccup@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Bring back the classics. Not sure when/ why rotten tomatoes went out of style. Rotting onions could be a good remix/ update.

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Tomatoes splat really well, especially rotten ones. Maybe eggs would be good, but tomatoes are cheaper. I think an open source easy to make at home slimy and smelly (preferably also something that stains) water balloon solution could do the job for a modern consumer base. Who wants to carry around smelly rotten tomatoes?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Definitely rotten veggies over eggs. Have you seen how much eggs cost these days?

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 year ago

Very true. Eggs are a bad idea. Maybe some of that artificial rotten egg smell stuff?

[–] Natanael@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 year ago

The cheapest dishwashing soap you can find mixed with water, maybe?