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We will deserve the pandemic we get.
America will anyway, sorry rest of the world. We’re morons
Don't send it too far north please.
We already did that, and over 5 million people died. Do we have to really do that again?
This time, with over 3 billion! Think of the ratings!
I paid a lot for the bourbon I just drank. How dare you try to make me throw it up!
Evidently, yes.
The American people voted for this, so yeah.
pandemics
I'm team measles at this point
Cocoliztli comeback would be out of left field and fitting for this timeline.
cocoliztli:
physician who witnessed the outbreak in 1576, symptoms included high fever, severe headache, vertigo, black tongue, dark urine, dysentery, severe abdominal and chest pain, head and neck nodules, neurological disorders, jaundice, and profuse bleeding from the nose, eyes, and mouth. Some also describe spotted skin, gastrointestinal hemorrhaging, leading to bloody diarrhea, and bleeding from the eyes, mouth, and vagina.
That's okay as long as we get the vaccine stock that was destined for you. /jest
🇺🇸Glue tastes yummy!🇺🇸