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[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

All I know is if Mr Seagoon ever started talking like in that book at various times verily I would laugh unto I cried.

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I can't mention lebanese cucumbers without hearing "Why do you want them for when you got one right here.....". I fall for it every single time.

[–] useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That’s actually hilarious 🀣

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 5 points 2 days ago

He's proud of it until I try to grab the fruit basket then he apologises.

[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Pole, the brave maid wielded the pole against the slippery mouth monster wisely.

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

πŸ‘€ go easy on me I'm shy.

🍺🚬 ~continue please~

[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

they are onto that most british of vices, paddling with paddles and shafts after they trimmed all the trees, now they are onto a rougher paddle 🀯

I should explain, they are trying to cross a river but he doesn't want to strain his body too much

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 4 points 2 days ago

Oh lordy. That really is raunchy.