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[–] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Having to mow the lawn is the first step in the pipeline of fascism

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You joke, but if you ever talked to a homeowner about their lawn and heard them complain about their neighbor's lawn...

[–] nik282000@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Mowing the lawn is the only hour of uninterrupted creativity I get in the week. Also my neighbour's lawn is 50% dandelions.

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Your lawn is green concrete; a lifeless painting with nothing for pollinators.

Your neighbor's lawn has wildlife in the deadlands of the suburbs.

[–] nik282000@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Except for the magnolia tree and vegetable garden cleary visible in the photo...

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

A tiny little strip of life, carefully manicured to minimize nature as much as possible.

Might as well pave over the rest of it and just have potted plants for all the good that does.

[–] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 year ago

my neighbour's lawn is 50% dandelions.

its too late, you're hitler himself

[–] Adramis@beehaw.org 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

While I disagree with your take that dandelions are bad, that's a great mow job! How do you get stripes that pronounced?

[–] nik282000@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

I put the wheels on one side a notch lower than the other and alternate directions when you mow.

[–] Brickhead92@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Everyone knows it's a gateway chore