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Anon takes the horsepill (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 33 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Ignoring lack of parking, slow travel and waste disposal, it's more like 3-6k if you already live on a farm. 5-10k if you board it with someone, and you'll likely need a car to get you to the stables.

A bicycle however...

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago

Believe it or not, riding a horse while drunk is also an offense in many places.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 9 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Except you can't drink and ride a bike in many areas. I doubt most cops would enforce it though.

[–] Perhapsjustsniffit@lemmy.ca 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

I had a friend back in my younger years who got a drinking and driving ticket on his bicycle. Around 1995.

[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I was drunk and high out of my gourd one night biking home along Bloor Street and got a ticket for speeding lol. This was maybe 2004. I have thankfully matured since then.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Wow, it's honestly my dream to get a speeding ticket on my bike. I saw my opportunity one day where there was a school zone and a cop, so I pedaled as fast as I could, but still didn't get pulled over. I even bombed down a hill doing almost double the speed limit, and still no ticket.

I'll get it one of these days.

[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

If you do promise to be as incredulous as I was when he gave me the ticket. Like man don't you have better shit to be doing? Let's ignore the fact he thankfully didn't see me kicking rear view mirrors a couple of blocks previous because they were parked in the bike lane.

Jesus Christ I was an ornary youth lol

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Oh, I absolutely would be. But you can bet I'm framing that ticket the moment I get home.

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 2 points 6 days ago

good luck, I believe in you. But be careful and wear a helmet for your attempts

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 5 points 6 days ago

You can in Germany. I only once fell into some bushes, but since I could not remember that it does not count.