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[–] Lumisal@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Has this guy made a pact with Satan or what?

Well, we have a pandemic and 2 growing wars, so if a major famine occurs next, definitely a maybe

[–] CommissarVulpin@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

With all the tariffs coming and the immigrant farm laborers getting deported, it just might!