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What's the dumbest way you've seen someone get fired? (lemmy.autism.place)

submitted 2 weeks ago by VirusMaster3073@lemmy.autism.place to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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[–] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 63 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Harvey’s Hamburgers counted the times I punched in 1-3 minutes past my official start time (despite me being there 20 minutes in advance all times) as being “late” and fired me based off of this.

The two other employees were both pregnant with the manager so I have a suspicion that I got fired because at that time I couldn’t get pregnant. I still can’t get pregnant now because I’m a man, but I also couldn’t get pregnant back then.

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 52 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I glanced at your username after reading this and thought it said PregoBoi lol

[–] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Finally after all these years I learned that u actually can get pregnant as a man as long as you eat so many perogies. It’s a food baby and mines named Samantha.

[–] watersnipje@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

And if it’s a boy?

[–] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

Samantha.

[–] f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago

Thasaman.

[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Now that there are no other men around I can impregnate all the women. Oh wait, I already did that.

[–] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

Homie out here flexing with his extremely motile sperm.

[–] m4xie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That managers name? Elon Musk.

[–] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago

Dudes name was Clint. Imagine giving birth to a human child and then looking down at the pink noisemaker and thinking “that’s a Clint”.