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Anon doesn't tip (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)

What about dine and dash, while leaving a cash tip?

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

9/10 chance that goes to cover part of your bill and the waiter gets fucked, but if you could guarantee they pocket it that'd work.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Hmm, maybe slip it to them when asking for the bill?

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

That’ll get them fired for looking like they conspired with you

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

Sure, that might work, or give it to them up front (protip btw, you want GREAT service? Frontload that tip, your server will break the law for you if you do that lol).

[–] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's not exactly legal, but a lot of places will charge the server for a done and dash.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Hmm, what about fake checks? Surely there's an angle here where the server isn't punished, I don't go to jail, and the restaurant takes a hit.