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My daughter is 5 now. She's discovered the joy of telling jokes. Unfortunately, her repertoire is painfully small. I've also realised most of my jokes are either not age appropriate or too situational.

What are best/worst kids jokes? Extra points for any that would make her teacher groan. Apparently she LOVES jokes. ๐Ÿ˜

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[โ€“] redwattlebird@lemmings.world 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Knock knock

Who's there?

Lettuce

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in and you'll find out!


Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

Because it didn't have any body to go with

[โ€“] sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 6 days ago

How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it

[โ€“] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago

Wow, I've heard both of these with different punchlines:

  • Lettuce out, it's cold in here!

  • Because it didn't have the guts.