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Why did God make it feels so good then?
To test your faith. And since God works in mysterious ways, you feel pleasure when actually this is pain. Repent your sins or burn in hell for eternity if you let penis into your ass even one time. God cares about you that much, that he will torture you forever!
Next question.
I'm not sure what resting my faith is, but I think I've been doing it since my 20s.
Testing. Spelling error.
I never understood that. If god is so caring and loving, why the fuck would he send you to hell for sinning whereby you would be tortured for eternity? Fuckin religions man.
Because of mysterious ways.
Next question.
As I recall, the deal is that you're disconnecting yourself from God; going it alone. And that is your right as a free being, which God respects…but Satan doesn't, and promptly nabs your soul once it's separated from your body and available for nabbing.
Yeah she's yucking our yum.
It's goddamn amazing and I can never get enough of it.
Who?
Gawd
Imaginary characters don't do anything.
Edgy.
Yeah that was pretty Edgy, @full_on_rapist
If you consider references to popular mainstream television shows edgy.
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