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If Trump were president, he would playfully bite teenaged girls in the neck.
Neck seems optimistic
Bold of you to think trump would go down on anyone.
Trump is the kind of guy, who thinks women's orgasm is a myth.
I mean, I can understand why he'd think that, given that he's certainly never caused one.
I'm sure if Putin asked nicely enough...
McConnell with the facesitting fetish
exits stage left to vomit at the imagery
I don't want to think about it at all
I didn't either, but if I am cursed with this thought, so is everyone else.
No, straight on the pussy
This might encourage them. According to romance books, teenage girls are really into creatures that bite their neck