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[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 31 points 2 days ago (4 children)

"They must have clipped off your wings, because you look like an angel."

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 20 points 2 days ago (3 children)

"Or like some sort of succubus devil thing, I dunno."

[–] No1@aussie.zone 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Horn removal and chopped off a spiky tail lol

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"Speaking of which...did it hurt when you broke through the Earth's crust while ascending from hell?"

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

"Do demon women like you float out from volcanoes, or do you claw your way through dirt to get here from hell?"

Hey, I'll take any action I can get.

[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

I was gonna finish with "...an ANGEL OF DEATH!!!" and start to air guitar. If she does the intro scream, she's a keeper.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

Did it hurt, when they clipped your wings and you took 1000d6 falling damage, m'lady?

[–] B312@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Since when was Anakin Skywalker on lemmy?