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[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 203 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)
[–] Jackthelad@lemmy.world 168 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

"Got confused"?

Was he spinning it around to hypnotise people, or something? How does a penis confuse people?

Or is it a poorly phrased statement on the website?

[–] scytale@lemm.ee 70 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

IIRC, it was because the director thought the audience might think it wasn’t real.

[–] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 53 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

He was spinning it around yes. Video is available online. It's quite the dangler.

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 4 points 3 weeks ago

Don’t leave it hanging

[–] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This link used to work when Reddit used to work. Can't vouch for it now.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago

Imgur took it down D:

[–] WoahWoah@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I find the video itself confusing. https://vimeo.com/49333930

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 33 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

They thought it was a snake trying to attack them.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 32 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

Does that make Willem the Lisan Al Gaib?

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 27 points 3 weeks ago

Maybe they meant "concussed?"

[–] Lyrl@lemm.ee 13 points 3 weeks ago

The usual interpretation is the director was trying to move the plot along with things happening during the sex scenes, but the penis was so attention-grabbing that the audience missed the plot points, which made them struggle to follow the rest of the movie (be confused).

[–] Senseless@feddit.org 9 points 3 weeks ago

Helicopter goes brrrrr

[–] Albbi@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If you replace 'large' with 'small' the statement makes sense again.

Maybe he's got a monster schlong, or maybe someone changes one word for fun. Maybe it's Maybelline.

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

... he's got a monster dong. There are videos of it flaccid and it is... massive.

[–] WoahWoah@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

https://vimeo.com/49333930

It seems pretty much in the range of normal to me, idk.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] BalooWasWahoo@links.hackliberty.org 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I mean, I agree that it looks pretty normal. Maybe if it grows considerably more when he's aroused, it would be in the above average range, but that's well below most of what you see in porn.

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago

lol the last word of the comment finally brings it into focus

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 1 points 3 weeks ago

I don't think it's the size of his slanger that's confusing the audience. Wtf is that show

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 43 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

When people skip straight past arousal and fear to confusion.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

"Put that eldritch horror away."

[–] Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago

Me witnessing horrors beyond my comprehension

(I don't get it)

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 13 points 3 weeks ago

That’s horrifying.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago

That sounds like a rumor that William started.

Wait, 👀 for real?