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[–] Mercuri@lemmy.world 65 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

For a laugh, review games on Google Play. The asinine responses you get...

The most ridiculous one was for a pay-to-win bullethell game WITH NO BULLETS. You literally just effortlessly shot at enemies with virtually no way to die. But you could pay stupid sums of money for a better ship which killed enemies faster.

The dev's response to my review calling their game overpriced and boring? "Join the discord so you can get tips from top players"

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 29 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Well we need an update.... Did you join? Did you get any good tips?????

[–] DiogenesOfMiami@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 weeks ago

The tip is: Buy the bigger ship.