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[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Seems like there is a solution she hasn't considered. Marrying a woman who has and uses her own phone. It won't be "a man's phone" then.

[–] Lumisal@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Or a man that doesn't use a phone, only a laptop.

Or a non-binary that doesn't use any technology.

Or a clone of herself, that way she's just showing herself her own phone.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Clones stop being you the moment they are created, assuming they had your memories in the first place, which isn't scientifically plausible.

Please be serious about this 🙄

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

I'd still fuck em.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

We don't know that she hasn't considered that option.