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[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 94 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

My wife tells me dad jokes. Really really terrible dad jokes. Ones that make me roll my eyes, and I'm a dad. That's how bad they are. But they make her laugh so I'm ok with that.

[–] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 74 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

i have a tip to get back at her. whenever her phone rings, make sure you say 'its for you'. i still find this hilarious after 15 years . she is less amused, but at least im entertained.

[–] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 20 points 2 weeks ago

Have you ever said it and it turned out to be someone calling the wrong number? Are you ever worried she'll flip it on you and conspire with a friend to have them call you on her phone?

You're playing a dangerous game, friend.

[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Please for all that is wonderful in the world start telling me every. Single. One of these.

Or convince her to just start telling me them. I need the ammo to crush my rivals