this post was submitted on 18 Oct 2024
915 points (95.4% liked)

memes

10297 readers
1784 users here now

Community rules

1. Be civilNo trolling, bigotry or other insulting / annoying behaviour

2. No politicsThis is non-politics community. For political memes please go to !politicalmemes@lemmy.world

3. No recent repostsCheck for reposts when posting a meme, you can only repost after 1 month

4. No botsNo bots without the express approval of the mods or the admins

5. No Spam/AdsNo advertisements or spam. This is an instance rule and the only way to live.

Sister communities

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] Cyclist@lemmy.world 150 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Amateur. In a dark location, on a clear night, I can see the Andromeda Galaxy, 2.3 million light years away.

[–] Davel23@fedia.io 75 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Oh yeah, well I can see your mom. 2.3 million light years away. Because she's fat.

[–] Cephalotrocity@biglemmowski.win 18 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)
[–] Davel23@fedia.io 49 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

She's so fat that I'm genuinely concerned for her health.

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Shes so fat im concerned for the higgs fields' health

[–] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

She’s so fat I can see what’s behind her

[–] thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 weeks ago

She's so fat that observers are really mostly seeing what she used to look like.

[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I suppose we can calculate a minimum, if we look up the smallest angle of resolution for human eyes, and approximate her as spherical.

Just fat enough 😋

[–] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

She's so fat that we're worried her and the sun will form a binary star system.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee -2 points 3 weeks ago

Well, fat at least

[–] Cyclist@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

You can't see my mom, she's dead.

[–] Davel23@fedia.io 22 points 3 weeks ago

She's 2.3 million light years away. We're seeing her in the past.

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

Of course she's dead, she's in space...

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago

Fuckin' got them! Nice.

[–] teft@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Triangulum Galaxy is a smidge farther away (~2.7Mly) and also naked eye visible with the right sky conditions and good eyes.

[–] comador@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Looks like a smudge until you unfocus your eyes anyway.

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I dont think 400000 times light can travel in a year of difference is "slightly further away"

[–] teft@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

What's a few hundred thousand light years between friends?

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

But since the sun is 93 millions miles away it's further because the number is bigger

[–] HereIAm@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

No you see some infinites are bigger than other. So light year is basically a larger infinity than millions. There's a YouTube video about, look it up 👍

/s (you never know these days)

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Smh you say on a dark place but then you say light years. If the whole year is light then how do you expect anyone to see if it has to be dark?

[–] Cyclist@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

It's a timey-whimey thing.

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world -3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You're not really seeing it, though, your seeing it's distant past

[–] Shard@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

If you're going down that road, you're never seeing anything in its present form because even for an object a meter in front of you, all you're really seeing is the object as it existed nano seconds in the past. Hows is a nano second in the past different from years in the past?

My back says there's a difference

[–] tee9000@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Well its shorter