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Letters written in Trumps exact tone, cadence, bombast, and self serving egotism.
He's got the best health, better than any other patient I've seen! Strong veins... he's got all the bones, many very fine teeth! Beautiful daughter, Ivanka, very beautiful. Testosterone is off the charts, he's a very human man... entirely muscle, completely pronoun free! They say he's quite smart, went to Wharton, best student they've had in the history of colleges and universities before they all went woke. Big brain, almost too large for his head! Never has a patient score higher on a physical examination, and I'd know because I'm a doctor!
That's not far from what was released! The healthiest man to ever serve as president or some shit like that.