Meds made me go from “I had confusing feelings about Tails and We’re Back: a Dinosaur Story when I was six” to “my ass is chock full of Bad Dragon dildoes”

[–] dessimbelackis@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (5 children)

The plural is just dildos

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 30 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

i have changed the plural, pray i do not alter it further.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 month ago

Is Dan Quayle available to weigh in?

[–] bamfic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Dildöes

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dildoeoeoes

[–] angrystego@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yep, depends on the length.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

I’m gonna need some more “e”s and “o”s for a couple of mine

[–] angrystego@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dildoes seem right, dildoesn't it?

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

It dildoes

[–] beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dildii

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Dildopodes

[–] beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 month ago

That was my favourite character in the Iliad!

[–] yuri@pawb.social 4 points 1 month ago

dilduses, but pronounced like it’s greek

[–] angrystego@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dildopodes dildii sounds very scientifically probable when you know there are things like Amorphophallus fornicatus.

What a weird thread to meet in :D

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

If anyone else told me that, I wouldn't believe them...

[–] rain_worl@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

in jan misali's perfect spelling reform, dildoes is correct