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True dat (lemm.ee)

submitted 2 months ago by JimmyBigSausage@lemm.ee to c/memes@lemmy.ml

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[–] MisterNeon@lemmy.world 119 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Because I'm fat and ugly. I don't want to see it and trust me you don't want to see it either.

[–] JimmyBigSausage@lemm.ee 65 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You might be surprised.

[–] MisterNeon@lemmy.world 41 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Trojan soldiers said the same thing about a big wooden horse outside their walls.

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Mr. Hands was surprised by a horse with big wood.

[–] MisterNeon@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He died doing that too!

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Now someone just needs to write an epic ballad and there'd be perfect parity between the two events.

[–] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's all about attitude.

I got a belly and I get a lot of positive attention when I rock a crop top.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's it from other men applauding you?

[–] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 months ago

Men, women and everyone in between.

Also, crop tops kick ass in the summer. Breezy...

[–] eldavi@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

i used to feel like that until i discovered the chub and bear crowds.

now i show off my hairy moobs; my low hanging belly; and my back boobs every chance i get when the sun is out.

[–] beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago

stop describing yourself, I’m at WORK! eggplant