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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Insert a cactus into your rectum.

[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oh, you gift me a plant? How nice. Maybe the random hostility i felt wasn't real 😁

[–] Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You need to go outside and talk to real poeple. Maybe touch grass.

[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago

People like you? Why would I want that...