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[–] FredFig@awful.systems 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The Network School offers Johnson’s healthy food and a fitness program called the Blueprint Protocol. He claims that after three years of following his blueprint the duration of his night-time erections totals 179 minutes, “better than the average 18-year-old”

Yeah, this is a very normal diet that's advertising itself in very normal ways.

[–] self@awful.systems 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I’m trying to imagine the kind of wacky gross VR body tracking setup you’d need to measure that metric while asleep and all I’m coming up with is mutilated Powerglove

[–] froztbyte@awful.systems 9 points 2 months ago

that's because you're discounting quantified dating, and the scorecard he gives partners to fill out

[–] sc_griffith@awful.systems 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

what is the utility of 179 minutes of night-time erections

[–] dgerard@awful.systems 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] sc_griffith@awful.systems 10 points 2 months ago

my first thought reading this was that you meant it could be a deterrent to burglars. then I imagined a pair of increasingly nervous burglars timing his erections and freaking out as it hit 179 minutes. "we gotta bail man, that's longer than the average 18 year old"