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Dog Factory (1904) (planetsomewhereblog.wordpress.com)
 
 

Where dogs come from.

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submitted 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) by chillBurner@lemmy.ml to c/funny@lemmy.ml
 
 

Lyrics for the song include mentions of child molesting

Verse 1

Grandpa you were my first lover

Grandpa you were no like other

Grandpa grandpa would open the door

And see little Spenny asleep

He’d wiggle his finger as he sucked on my dick

“Grandpa, stop molesting me” (x2)

Verse 2

Grandpa grandpa, don’t sit on my face

I’d rather give me a boner?

I break into Grandpa’s room, of the old folk’s home

Pull down his pants and have my way

Grandpa grandpa, fucked you in the ass, in the old folk’s home

"This is the payback for today" (x2) (Original added)

Final Verse

Grandpa grandpa, don’t come in my ass

Please just fuck your granny

Grandpa grandpa my dick’s not a toy

Grandpa put fire in mom and me

Grandpa put fire in mom

What’s that white stuff, is it come?

I break into Grandpa’s room, of the old folk’s home

Because with alzheimer’s he wouldn’t know

I’d pull down his pants and have my way (2x)


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These guys have quickly become one of my new favorite creators to follow. Their dedication and creativity reminds me of Joel Haver with the depth of some of their videos (slightly different genre I would say though).

Two other videos I would recommend in order: Perfect-Timing Villian (staring Dante Basco, Rufio from "Hook") and a kinda sequel to that, A Villain's Perfect Mind Palace (this video made me realize this wasn't just a casual comedy group but seriously talented and making bits that just completely pull you in).

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aww a dog (clips.twitch.tv)
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The Talking Car (meh-ok.blogspot.com)
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USA Project 2025 (spectreofcommunism.boo)
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We are white liberals (spectreofcommunism.boo)
submitted 1 month ago by Confidant6198@lemmy.ml to c/funny@lemmy.ml
 
 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ml/post/18719686

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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by honeykillfm@lemmy.ml to c/funny@lemmy.ml
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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by lazycouchpotato@lemmy.world to c/funny@lemmy.ml
 
 

If you are being paywalled, I've uploaded screenshots here: https://imgur.com/a/JRDdBl4

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The story of "The Tortoise and the Hare" came to life when the two animals were placed side by side to race each. As expected, the rabbit started off strong ...

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ASMR Bank Robbery (www.youtube.com)
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Jojo Siwa’s Karma (invidious.nerdvpn.de)
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First they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a socialist.

Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a trade unionist.

Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—because I was not a Jew.

Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me.

—Martin Niemöller

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