y0kai

joined 10 months ago
[–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago

I'll do it! Pay me, Billiam!

[–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago

Find what?

I haven't had "traditional" social media for years and what I did have has since been deleted, or so I'm told.

[–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago

Played bloody knuckles with hard copy of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire once in grade school, and still have a lil mark from it.

[–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 56 points 1 week ago

I had a roommate burn a bunch of shit from our garage because he didn't know who owned it.

He's like, "I asked the other roommate and he said it wasn't his so I figured it was just here with the apartment."

"Motherfucker there are 3 people that live here. If it's not yours, and it's not the other guy's, it's probably fucking mine and you should ask before you just light shit on fire."

Normally I'd think it was because he just didn't like me, but after knowing the guy, he was just an actual idiot.

[–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

There are open source alternatives that already exist.

[–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

Lmao oh my bad I forgot about reeducation and the State's goal of happiness. Carry on.

[–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Or what can be accomplished at the threat of inprisonment.

[–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago

We don't even get that far. Everytime we try, the dude does something before we get the chance and then changes the rules lol

[–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Thats understandable. I don't think I actually won any.

[–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago

crystal moth strikes again

[–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm so confused by the added complexity here. If there's a gold ball behind every door, the choice of door doesn't matter.

We were asked to pull a ball from behind one of three doors, not figure out what two dudes know about balls in a grid.

I choose the following option:

Kick the madman in the nuts, open all the doors and take all of the balls, switch the trolly track myself, save the people, sell the balls, then go back and tie the madman to the tracks and ask him to pick the door with the black and blue balls. If he doesn't choose his own fly as the door, TROLLEY.

[–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Me finding out in my late 20s that I had ADHD and now figuring out I'm likely autistic too.

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