xxce2AAb

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[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 3 points 2 days ago

"What do you mean, 'I quit!'?"

[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 1 points 2 days ago

Incidentally, that also happens to be a highly accurate description of Trump's testicles.

[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

"Is someone close to him on the list?"

"Yes, much like you, it's someone who's very very close indeed."

[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 100 points 2 days ago

Well, yes. But that'd require fair, sensible distribution and use of available resources, and then how would we be able to support the ability of a handful of billionaires to subvert our democracies for their own gain? /s

[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 0 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Tell that too Google. And Microsoft. And OpenAI. And X. And...

[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 4 points 2 days ago

...De ved hvordan man sælger varen, det må jeg give dem. Jeg har hverken et barn eller en bil, og nu har jeg løst til at købe den.

[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Um. If you use the file encrypted with a weak keyphrase a the key for a second round, how would you decrypt the result unless you keep the first-stage encrypted file around, thus defeating the purpose?

[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 74 points 2 days ago (6 children)

It's even more potent than that! I'm not even female, but now I suddenly want to be so this can make me gay.

[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 5 points 2 days ago

There's a lot of decent models out there, these days. The following are all solid options:

[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 65 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"Okay, people! Can we come up with additional ways of committing genocide without actually calling it that?"

"Well..."

"Yes?!"

"We could make eating a capital offense."

[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 5 points 3 days ago (5 children)

I didn't really need additional evidence that business is increasingly divorcing itself from actual consumer needs, but here it is anyway.

[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 14 points 3 days ago

Wait. That's not normal? I gotta fix my diet.

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