turtlepower

joined 1 year ago
[–] turtlepower@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

Bro, me, too. Face-first like it was booty.

[–] turtlepower@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] turtlepower@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

MD and WV are below the Mason-Dixon Line. They are the South. I think they just fucked up with DE because the Eastern Shore of MD is over there, so they may have just got extra excited with their coloring.

[–] turtlepower@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

Count the taxis on the highway

[–] turtlepower@lemm.ee -3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's a hexbear moron using a .ca alt. Just downvote and ignore.

[–] turtlepower@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

So it goes.

[–] turtlepower@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

It's because the fucking pigs don't do shit. I've stood there and watched almost every one of your examples happen right in front of cop (sometimes more than one) and they did absolutely nothing. If people are not punished for breaking the law, they're going to keep doing whatever the fuck they want.

[–] turtlepower@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

No, no. That's religion you're thinking of.

[–] turtlepower@lemm.ee -2 points 2 months ago

[People honking] > 2 = your numbers don't add up. If it weren't for the threat of laws and/or the fear of imaginary bullshit (religion), people wouldn't be good hardly at all.

[–] turtlepower@lemm.ee 7 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Come on now, those geese can't help but honk. Or did you mean the people that honked should get hit by a Canada goose? I'm cool with that.

[–] turtlepower@lemm.ee 6 points 3 months ago (7 children)

Human beings are fucking trash. I hope every last person that honked gets hit by a car.

[–] turtlepower@lemm.ee 15 points 3 months ago
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