tomatoisaberry

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Mother Mary in c/atheism@lemmy.world
[–] tomatoisaberry@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

Even Biblical writers were not that dumb. They said Joseph was all, Bullshit, but I still have the feels." So he was going to quietly break their engagement.

Then an angel appeared in his dreams and said, "It's true, bro, you can trust us."

Not saying it's a great story, but it's slightly more believable.

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Advice Appreciated (lemmy.world)
 

I've a three-D printer (prints 6x6x6 inches) and glow in the dark filament, and I'm looking for the coolest idea.

MLB-best Phillies off to best 50-game start in franchise history in c/phillies@lemmy.world
[–] tomatoisaberry@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

I know it's so very early, but it just does my heart good to see that .725 winning percentage.

Which one? in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] tomatoisaberry@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

...with the rock.

Camelot Rule in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] tomatoisaberry@lemmy.world 83 points 6 months ago (2 children)

You should totally ask a man about their salary. Loudly and in front of many people.

Cardinal Male in c/birding@lemmy.world
[–] tomatoisaberry@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

They do have a distinctive call.

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Cardinal female (lemmy.world)
 
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Cardinal Male (lemmy.world)
 
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Peakaboo (lemmy.world)
 
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Harper Tumbles Over the Wall (www.mlb.com)
 

Stays in the game, albeit a bit bloody.

West Virginia governor signs law removing marital assault exemption in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] tomatoisaberry@lemmy.world 17 points 7 months ago (2 children)

About time.

Over or under? AL EAST Edition in c/mlb@lemmy.ml
[–] tomatoisaberry@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Under on NY.

Over on Toronto.

Over on TB.

Way over on Baltimore.

I'm gonna say about equal on Boston, but I wish them poorly.

Is this confession valid? in c/catholicism@lemmy.world
[–] tomatoisaberry@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I dunno, he cares a lot about what fruit we eat.

Just here to celebrate my cake day! (4 years!) in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[–] tomatoisaberry@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If it's anything like my feline, it is not appreciative.

Just here to celebrate my cake day! (4 years!) in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[–] tomatoisaberry@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Remember to don't sweat the petty stuff and don't pet the sweaty stuff.

Happy cake day.

North Carolina pastor arrested after police say he tried to push wife's coworker into McDonald's deep fryer in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] tomatoisaberry@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago (1 children)

As a former McD's employee, that would've been hard to clean.

Paw as Pillow in c/aww@lemmy.ml
[–] tomatoisaberry@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Bonus multi-coloured toe beans.

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Paw as Pillow (lemmy.world)
 
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Castellanos Interview (youtu.be)
 

Nick answers to a bad interview with some sass.

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Phillies fans bully the Braves' mascot into an online meltdown ahead of NLDS matchup (www.cbssports.com)
 

Philadelphia sports fans are a different breed of passionate. Now it appears that the Philadelphia Phillies fanbase has gotten into the head of the Atlanta Braves mascot, Blooper.

On Friday, Blooper tweeted "one more day" in reference to the Braves' matchup against the Phillies in the National League Division Series. In typical Philadelphia fashion, one fan reposted the tweet, and responded with "until your death."

To say Blooper was set off by Phillies fans being in his mentions would be an understatement. Following that exchange, Blooper took a shot at the Phillies' iconic mascot, the Phillie Phanatic.

"I get that the Phanatic is an OG but his last highlight was recorded with a flash bulb, it's shocking you guys hate Dallas so much because you relive Phanatic's glory days the same way they relive their super bowls," the Blooper account posted on X (formerly Twitter) in response to a comment regarding the legendary Phillies mascot.

Blooper then did some self-reflection on what exactly he got himself into.

"I was told Philly fans were tough but apparently if you just point out the fact that their mascot is famous because he's old, they'll cry and threaten you. unserious behavior," Blooper wrote.

This NLDS matchup certainly has a little bit of extra juice since the Phillies and Braves are division rivals. It also doesn't hurt that the Phillies bounced the Braves in the 2022 postseason en route to a World Series appearance

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