swab148

joined 2 years ago
[–] swab148@startrek.website 7 points 1 month ago

They just hadn't bought one yet.

[–] swab148@startrek.website 5 points 1 month ago

To stare, and be stared upon

[–] swab148@startrek.website 2 points 1 month ago

That's exactly what I use!

[–] swab148@startrek.website 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] swab148@startrek.website 8 points 1 month ago

Alt text: "to answer your question: he's now an expert in folding fitted sheets so they lie flat. please hold your applause"

[–] swab148@startrek.website 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] swab148@startrek.website 5 points 1 month ago (7 children)
[–] swab148@startrek.website 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

They've got the weird stair-sex tapes, total kompromat

[–] swab148@startrek.website 5 points 2 months ago

Yeeted away again to Margaritaville

[–] swab148@startrek.website 11 points 2 months ago

Be the reason the Hazmat Compliance team has to get involved

[–] swab148@startrek.website 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Over my dead fucking body.

[–] swab148@startrek.website 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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