swab148

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Sinclair C5s in c/fuck_cars@lemmy.ml
[–] swab148@startrek.website 8 points 7 months ago

Hammock you scrotum, you've turned me into a RoboCop

Can Can, can you do the can can in c/funny@sh.itjust.works
[–] swab148@startrek.website 3 points 7 months ago

Instructions unclear, gave the ham a B+ and then put it in a gravity bong. Judged the Hi-C on only surface values.

I TAKE AS MUCH CARE OF IT AS ANY UNDERPAID WORKER CAN WHILE CRANKING THEIR HOG!!! in c/the_pack@lemmy.world
[–] swab148@startrek.website 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

SANDWICH ARTIST SNEEZED ON MY LETTUCE

I ATE IT ANYWAYS

No one would expect this hiding place in c/guns@lemmy.world
[–] swab148@startrek.website 8 points 7 months ago

I don't microwave my burritos, I intimidate them into cooking themselves.

But that's just a theory... A ____ theory! in c/askouija@lemmy.world
[–] swab148@startrek.website 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

R

Chainmail-chic is such the rage these days in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
[–] swab148@startrek.website 5 points 7 months ago

Have you checked the AUR?

fnv rule in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
AMC Exec: We Wouldn't Have Made the Dune Popcorn Bucket if We Knew You'd Be Sickos About It in c/moviesandtv@lemm.ee
AMC Exec: We Wouldn't Have Made the Dune Popcorn Bucket if We Knew You'd Be Sickos About It in c/moviesandtv@lemm.ee
[–] swab148@startrek.website 1 points 7 months ago (2 children)

You haven't?

When your tank looks more like the battering ram from Age of Empires 2 in c/noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works
What happened to "stoner" comedies? in c/movies@lemmy.world
[–] swab148@startrek.website 2 points 7 months ago

Pulp Fiction. The Godfather part II. Mulan. House of 1000 Corpses. Coffee and Cigarettes. Rocky Horror Picture Show.

New type of burn-in in c/pcgaming@lemmy.world
[–] swab148@startrek.website 12 points 7 months ago

I can't even fuck

Yeah man, we hear ya

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